It’s a given, if you’re a Londoner then speed is in your bones and you’re probably the everyday equivalent to Usain Bolt. Here are some things only us fast walkers could ever understand.
1. We don’t remember when we started walking fast…
5. Sometimes it feels like we’re Sonic the Hedgehog.
7. But please just remember to stand on the right on the escalators…
8. Otherwise you will feel the wrath of our rolling eyes.
11. Because there are always people to overtake.
12. Being stuck behind a group of complete snails is the absolute worst…
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15. Knowing you could ace a speed walking competition if you really wanted to…
16. Even though walking at such a speed can be hard (and sweaty) work.
18. But hey, we’re probably much healthier!