19 Truths Every Londoner Knows As Told By Leonardo Dicaprio

It takes a truly talented actor to sum up London life like this. Oscar-worthy, in fact…?

 

1. When you’re on a budget…but London…
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2. When there’s a tube strike.
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3. When you’re trying to get into an Uber after ‘one quick drink’ after work.
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4. When someone almost dares to utter the possibility of going into Central London at the weekend.
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5. When you’re trying to avoid eye contact on public transport.
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6. When you go to a new pop up and are forced to eat off wooden boards, stone slabs or out of some sort of hat.
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7. When a colleague offers to take tea and coffee orders and you’ve been dieting for three and a half hours.
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8. When the bus driver lets you on even though you have no money on your oyster.
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9. When you’ve ordered a Deliveroo and there’s a knock at the door a mere 15 minutes later.
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10. When someone on the bus is talking loudly about how much cheaper it is up North.
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11. When someone asks you if you remember what you did in Embargo on Saturday night.
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12. When you find out what you did in Embargo on Saturday night.
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13. When you finally wake up in time on a Sunday to go for morning noms at Dishoom.
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14. When there’s a tube strike and it’s going to take you hours to get to work, but you’re a Londoner.
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15. When you realise that you’ll need to take out a small mortgage to have the cocktail you want.
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16. How you wish every guy on Tinder would finish a sentence.
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17. When it’s Friday in the office.
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18. When you’re coming down the stairs and can see that there’s a tube already in the platform.
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19. When you remember that you live in the best f*cking city in the world.
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