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The 17 Stages Of A London Night Out (As Told By Dory)

By Georgie Hoole

The 17 Stages Of A London Night Out (As Told By Dory)

We may not like to think it, but most of us actually have a lot in common with Dory, especially when we’re under the influence. We become ditsy, forgetful and sometimes a little bit emotional. You may recognise these 17 stages of a London night out, as told by our favourite little fish.

1. When you’re trying to convince your friends to go out on a school night.
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2. When people are trying to push in front of you at the bar.
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3. When the bartender tells you it’s £9.50 for a single vodka and coke.
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4. When you’re trying to persuade your non-compliant friend to do a Sambuca shot with you.
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5. When you clock a creepy guy staring at you from across the bar…
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6. …and then you see him coming towards you.
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7. When you thought you could handle that extra Jaeger bomb, but you may have just gone past your limit.
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8. When you’ve had one too many tequilas and karaoke seems like a fantastic idea.
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9. When you thought you’d lost your bag but then remember that you actually just put it in the cloakroom.
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10. When someone in the group gets so wasted and you have to drag them out of the club…
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11. …and put them in an Uber.
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12. When you realise it’s 12.18am and the last tube is at 12.24…
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13. …but of course you miss it anyway.
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14. When you get your hands on a Subway at the end of the night.
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 15. When you’re trying to piece together the night before…
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16. …and you remember some really juicy gossip.
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17. And then you start all over again, of course.
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