It’s not just the gormless looks and snail-pace walks that gives it away…
1. They’ll believe that pressing this button will actually open the doors.
3. They’ll probably be smiling.
4. But they’ll soon learn not to.
6. Such as thinking they’ll be able to get on the property at some point in their life.
7. Or meeting someone to date not on a dating app.
8. Or that they’ll leave work at 5pm.
10. Or shopping on Oxford Street.
11. And they’ll not add at least 10 minutes onto their CityMapper journey so will always be late.
13. But won’t find it funny whens someone gets trapped in the tube doors.
14. They might even try to help…
16. But also soon learn not to.
17. In a perhaps somewhat aggressive manner…
19. But THEY NEVER WILL! Mwuhahahaha!
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