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16 Reasons You Should Fall In Love With A Londoner

Tabby Powell-Tuck Tabby Powell-Tuck

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You know all the stereotypes about Londoners? How the men are all well-dressed, floppy haired, bookshop owners with impeccable manners, a conveniently located terraced house in West London and an amazing ability to invent perplexing yet endearing profanities (“Ohhhhh…..cockwinkle!”)? And the women? We’re all the perfect balance of vegan do-gooders and effortlessly chic tomboys, of course. Somewhere between Deliciously Ella and Cara Delevigne, with a few less followers on Instagram but the same God-given gift to wake up looking flawless in the morning…

Lies. ALL LIES. Here are the real reasons you should fall in love with a Londoner. And it predominantly revolves around queueing.

 

1. They’ll give you a room in their pent house…
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[Strutt And Parker]
2. …Or more likely a floor in their flat share.
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[Daily Mail]
3. Either way you’ll have a place to stay in London, which means you’re saving yourself about 16 grand a year.
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Or £33,000 a year, if your heart’s set on Knightsbridge…

 

4. They’ll probably be really, really, devilishly good looking…
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[Flowing Visual Mind]
5. …And if they’re not, at least they’ll make you laugh.
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[You Tube]
6. Because everyone knows Brits have the best sense of humour.
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[Imgur]
7. They know which rules are worth breaking.
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[Daily Echo]
8. And which ones definitely aren’t.

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9. They’ll teach you the art of queueing.
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[The Independent]
10. Which will come in handy more times than you’ll realise…
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[Huffington Post]
11. They’ll know the best way to cure your hangover.

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12. But they’ll probably be the reason you were feeling it in the first place.

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13. They’ll always let you off the tube first.
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But don’t go thinking you’re special – they do it to everyone [Flickr: s_sohaib]
14. And they’ll take you on some spectacular dates.

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15. Because although they may not have a back garden…

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16. …They’ll have some pretty unbelievable spots on their doorstep.
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[Imgur]
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