Yeh yeh yeh, we know that anyone anywhere would do almost anything to be able to read minds, but we feel, living in London, it would be an absolute GOD-SEND. A gift matched by no other. Imagine not only the fun you could have on the tube – goodbye iPod, hello people’s heads – but also how much easier your life would be. Edward Cullen, we envied those looks before, and now, we envy your mind.
1. When the tube drivers says, “updates on this delay will follow when we have more information”.
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IS GOING ON.
2. When someone is staring at you on the bus and you don’t know if it’s because you look smokin’ or if you’ve got something on your face.
4. Walking down Oxford Street on a Saturday. Just to hear the imaginative expletives.
6. When Starbucks claim they’ve ran out of hazelnut syrup.
8. When the bus suddenly goes on diversion half way through your journey and you wonder if the driver has actually just had it.
10. When someone says they are vegan. And you wonder if they are actually vegan, or whether they’re just #eatclean during the week and scoff cheeseburgers in secret.
12. When you give up your seat on the tube to someone that looks pregnant…but you suddenly question your judgement and you need to know the truth.
14. When the coffee shop on the corner charges £3.70 for a flat white and you would like to know that they grew, picked, processed and dried the coffee beans with their own sweat and blood.
Featured Image Credit: James Burns, Instagram: @londonfromtherooftops