You know the basics by now. Keep your Oyster card topped, memorise the Northern Line like the back of your hand and – for god’s sake – mind the gap.
1. In doubt, offer up your seat. [Imgur ] that guy
2. Have the basic tube etiquette firmly established. [Imgur ]
3. But don’t blend in too much… [Imgur – At least they both got a seat]
4. Having a dog or baby will make you the carriage hero. [Imgur ]
5. Wear a mother-f*cking monocle [Imgur ]
6. Befriend the Underground staff. [Imgur ]
7. Sometimes you have to mentally block out the tube driver’s voice. [Imgur]
8. Just be prepared for delays. [Reddit ]
9. Perfect the optimum amount of clothing layers… [Imgur ] 10. Discover all of the Underground’s ‘secrets’… [Imgur ]
11. Should you find an empty tube carriage – werk it. [Imgur ] 12. Try not to ask yourself big existential questions during rush hour. [Imgur ]
13. Always expect the unexpected. [Imgur ]14. And remember, treat the Underground like your second home. [Imgur ]
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