The Apprentice is back on October 4th.
As Lord Sugar graces our screens, along with a bunch of really cocky candidates, we’ll be sat in bed internally congratulating the BBC on their excellent editing abilities and reading really awful articles about it on the internet…
1. When your friend suggests going somewhere really naff for dinner…
2. But they try and justify it because it’s in Shoreditch, which is a…
3. You mutter this under your breath…
4. But your friend catches you out…
5. When you see someone clipping their toenails on the tube (it happens more often then you’d like to believe) and you look at your fellow commuters with a face that says “did that really just happen?”
6. When you’re sat in a meeting at 6.01pm but you were really counting on leaving the office on time today…
7. When you’ve fallen asleep in the taxi and the driver pipes up to ask you if he’s going the right way…
8. When nobody will come to the pub with you but you don’t need company to enjoy a beer…
9. Literally everyone in XOYO…
10. How you imagine the planning meetings for all these quirky, immersive pop-ups go…
11. When someone on the tube cracks open a tuna sandwich and you’re trying to work out where it’s coming from…
12. When you realise you’ve left your umbrella at home but then you’re just like “F*ck it, if it rains I’ll just pop into Pret. Any excuse for a coffee”
13. Your Tinder bio…
14. And yet, despite attempts to sieve out the bullshitters, the schmoozers and the arse-lickers, you still find yourself chatting to this guy…
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