You’ve got yourself a snazzy new job in the big city, found yourself a cupboard sized one-bed in Elephant and Castle – don’t worry, it’s an ‘up-and-coming’ area – and unpacked your boxes of accumulated junk. Now what? While we can’t tell you exactly how things are going to work out with your big move, we can tell you fourteen things that are really very likely to happen to you once you’ve moved to London…
1. You’ll try to pay for two drinks with a tenner and get told it’s not enough