We’ll be forever adding to this list…
1. When they made ‘Terrarium Tuesday’ a thing…
2. And then put far too much effort into their terrariums…
3. When they spend £4.50 on a bowl of Cap’n Crunch.
4. When they think penny farthings are an ordinary mode of transport in central London.
5. When they let their beards make up 75% of their personality.
6. When they pretend their beard is literate.
7. When they pretend their beard is a garden.
8. When they pretend everything is a garden.
9. When they made red velvet and matcha lattes a thing.
10. When they tried to convert llamas to hipsterdom by showing them Shoreditch’s finest graffiti.
11. When they made this ironically hipster sign…