We’ll be forever adding to this list…
1. When they made ‘Terrarium Tuesday’ a thing…
2. And then put far too much effort into their terrariums…
3. When they spend £4.50 on a bowl of Cap’n Crunch.
4. When they think penny farthings are an ordinary mode of transport in central London.
5. When they let their beards make up 75% of their personality.
6. When they pretend their beard is literate.
7. When they pretend their beard is a garden.
8. When they pretend everything is a garden.
9. When they made red velvet and matcha lattes a thing.
10. When they tried to convert llamas to hipsterdom by showing them Shoreditch’s finest graffiti.
11. When they made this ironically hipster sign…
12. When they set out to mislead the people of Shoreditch…
13. But really it was just an entire shop dedicated to mushroom paraphernalia. Yes, seriously.
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