Of course we could say these things out loud, but a) we’re far too polite, and b) we’d probably get a slap. We’re a passive aggressive lot, and we’d sooner dig an elbow into a fellow commuter and make it look like an accident than confront the issue head on. You know, with words...
1. Move out of my f*cking way!
3. What compelled you to put that outfit on this morning?
5. No, I really don’t want to stop and talk to you. And no, you cannot have a minute of my time.
7. Are you really stopping right there? Right in everybody’s way?
9. Oi, no! I saw her first! That’s not fair, now I look selfish and thoughtless.
11. I’m finding this whole London thing really hard.
13. Do you know what? No, I won’t move down the carriage. I need to get off at the next stop and it’s a huge inconvenience.
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