Some of the innumerable afflictions that only a true Londoner will ever comprehend…
1. PMS (Pre Monday Stress)
2. PMT (Post Monday Tension)
3. Northern Line Lungs
4. Infrared Heating Stroke
5. Oxford Street Bruising
6. Tinder Thumbs (Repetitive Strain Injuries)
7. Tube Sweats
8. Shock
9. PTSD (Post Tinder-Date Stress Disorder)
10. Caffeine Overdose
11. Localised London Insomnia
12. IBS (Irritable Bank Syndrome)
13. Post Fabric Anxiety
