When it comes to life in London, sometimes, ignorance is bliss. Here are 13 questions that a Londoner never likes to be asked… ever. Why not? Don’t ask that either.
1. Why do you have so many phone contacts with the last name ‘Tinder?’
2. Isn’t it your round?
3. Do you have a moment to talk about *insert literally any cause here*?
4. How much do you usually spend on travel a month?
5. Can we meet outside Oxford Circus?
6. Are you thinking of buying in London?
7. Wanna come to this party in Upminster this weekend?
8. Can you just move down the carriage please?
9. Ew, you take your dog on the tube? Isn’t that kinda gross?
10. Isn’t it wonderful to have M&M world on your doorstep?
11. You paid how much for a pint?!
12. Have you ever met the Queen?
13. If you complain about London so much why don’t you just move?
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