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13 Questions You Should Never Ask A Londoner

Annabel Usher Annabel Usher

13 Questions You Should Never Ask A Londoner

When it comes to life in London, sometimes, ignorance is bliss. Here are 13 questions that a Londoner never likes to be asked… ever. Why not? Don’t ask that either.

 

1. Why do you have so many phone contacts with the last name ‘Tinder?’
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[blog.esper]
2. Isn’t it your round?

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[wonderfulengineering]
‘Yeah… sure mate!’

 

3. Do you have a moment to talk about *insert literally any cause here*?
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[MemeGen]
4. How much do you usually spend on travel a month?
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[gizmodo]
5. Can we meet outside Oxford Circus?

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[reactiongifs]
I would rather meet you in Hell.

 

6. Are you thinking of buying in London?

[theodysseyonline]
You shudder at the expense two pints, let alone a whole house.

 

7. Wanna come to this party in Upminster this weekend?
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[badass-baker]
8. Can you just move down the carriage please?

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[dailydot]
*No room*

 

9. Ew, you take your dog on the tube? Isn’t that kinda gross?

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[quickmeme]
Dogs on the tube are the ONLY good thing about commuting in London?!?!?

 

10. Isn’t it wonderful to have M&M world on your doorstep?
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[youtube]
11. You paid how much for a pint?!

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[Carbon Costume]
I’d rather not talk about it…

 

12. Have you ever met the Queen?
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[guardianlv]
13. If you complain about London so much why don’t you just move?

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[giphy]
… ‘Cos we love it really?

 

Feature Image: [guardianlv]

Tags: funny, Londoner