10 Times We *Almost* Considered Leaving London (How Dare We?)

The key word here is ‘almost’. Of course we would never actually leave. Ever. 

 

1. When your fridge is looking dire because it’s almost-but-not-quite payday and you’re relying on out of date soup to keep you alive. 

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2. When you’ve maxed out the credit card you swore to yourself you’d never get.

3. When you start noticing the effect the Northern line is having on your lungs. 

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4. When all you want to do is nip to the shop and buy some new clothes, but the nearest Primark is on Oxford Street. And that’s a living hell.

5. When you realise that you’d probably (definitely) have a better chance at saving some money elsewhere. 

6. You can binge watch Netflix just about anywhere, right?

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7. When you realise there’s a fairly decent chance of getting a tan anywhere other than this soggy island. 

8. When you’re fed up of all the latest wacky food trends and all you want is a filter coffee and some cheese on toast.

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[The Melon Farm]
9. When you notice that you’ve become accustomed to the price of a pint and you start to hate yourself for thinking £6 is reasonable.

10. When the only time you’re not drunk is when you’re hungover, and you’re starting to seriously worry about your health.

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Feature Image: Andy Smith on Flickr 

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