This weekend marks the official birthday celebrations of our glorious 90 year-old Queen Liz . And doesn’t she look fabulous, especially considering she’s had over 63 years of royal waving and commissioning little rubber boots for her corgis (we aren’t joking – their feet were hurting on the gravel). She’s been singlehandedly ruling this country ever since she was 25, which when you consider the fact that most 25 year olds living in London still need to phone home to ask how long it takes to boil an egg (5 mins for a runny yolk?), is a pretty big deal. Queenie, we salute you – you’ve got sass.
1. She drives across the lawn like she just don’t give a…
2. And if you get in her way, you’re gon’ KNOW you in her way.
3. She’s not afraid to tell you what she thinks.
4. She’s got some pretty sweet shades.
5. And some pretty sweet wheels.
6. And you know the resting-bitch-face? Well she invented it.
7. If she don’t wanna listen – she don’t.
8. And when she knows what she wants – she gets it.
9. She’s got some bling and she’s not afraid to wurk it.
10. Cos she’s just too sassy to care.
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