If you’re a strong and decisive human, you may not relate to this post. But we’re pretty sure they don’t exist in London. Not when you’re faced with decisions like these on a daily basis…
1. If I go out I’ll end up spending loads of money… but it’ll probably be fun… but I don’t want to get totally smashed… and if I stay in I could catch up on Planet Earth… but I don’t want to miss out on the fun… but I’m already in my pyjamas… but…
[Tenor]2. I don’t want to walk…. but the tube is so gross… and I’ll probably get there quicker if I walk… but it’s cold… but it’s rush hour so the tube will be even worse than usual… hmm I guess it’s only a 20 minute walk…
[Reaction GIFs]3. I really want a drink but I don’t want to pay £34 for it… but it is Friday and it’s been a long week… but I’m so skint and rent’s due tomorrow… oh I suppose I could just get a beer… that’s cheaper than a cocktail… but I won’t enjoy it as much… fuck it, shall we all share a bottle of wine?
[Giphy]4. I reaaaaalllly don’t want to go to work…. maybe I should call in sick… they probably wouldn’t fire me…. they wouldn’t even know I wasn’t sick… I’ll just cough a few times tomorrow and they’ll believe me… hmmm nah I should probably go in… owh but bed though…
[MGOFISH]5. Franco Manca is so much nicer… hmm but that crappy kebab shop is so much cheaper… buuuut Franco Manca is probably healthier so maybe I can justify it… I’ll just pack a lunch tomorrow to make up for it… let’s be honest, I probably won’t…
[Hexjam]6. I should probably cook tonight…. owwwh but Deliveroo… but I’m so poor…. but I just really fancy Thai food now… I guess could make my own Thai food… but it’s just not the same…
[Giphy]7. I could move up north where everything is a quarter of the price… but I just love London so much… but £2 pints… but London though…
[Perez Hilton]8. I could run for the bus… but I probably won’t make it… but what if I could…. fuck it I’m running… ahh shit… no…. knew it…
[Giphy]9. I want to wear my big wooly jumper under my coat… but then I’ll be sweaty on the tube… but it’s really cold outside… maybe I just won’t wear a scarf… or maybe I’ll wear the scarf but not the jumper…
[Giphy]10. Will I fit in this carriage? It’ll be pretty tight but I really can’t be bothered to wait 2 minutes for the next one… then again, it is only 2 minutes… but what if that one is just as full… oh I’ll just squeeze in this one….
Georgie Hoole - EXECUTIVE EDITOR
