10 Internal Arguments That Every Londoner Has Had With Themself

Georgie Hoole • 9 December, 2016

If you’re a strong and decisive human, you may not relate to this post. But we’re pretty sure they don’t exist in London. Not when you’re faced with decisions like these on a daily basis…

1. If I go out I’ll end up spending loads of money… but it’ll probably be fun… but I don’t want to get totally smashed… and if I stay in I could catch up on Planet Earth… but I don’t want to miss out on the fun… but I’m already in my pyjamas… but…

decisions-friends-funny-london — [Tenor]

2. I don’t want to walk…. but the tube is so gross… and I’ll probably get there quicker if I walk… but it’s cold… but it’s rush hour so the tube will be even worse than usual… hmm I guess it’s only a 20 minute walk…

decisions-london-funny — [Reaction GIFs]

3. I really want a drink but I don’t want to pay £34 for it… but it is Friday and it’s been a long week… but I’m so skint and rent’s due tomorrow… oh I suppose I could just get a beer… that’s cheaper than a cocktail… but I won’t enjoy it as much… fuck it, shall we all share a bottle of wine?

4. I reaaaaalllly don’t want to go to work…. maybe I should call in sick… they probably wouldn’t fire me…. they wouldn’t even know I wasn’t sick… I’ll just cough a few times tomorrow and they’ll believe me… hmmm nah I should probably go in… owh but bed though…

5. Franco Manca is so much nicer… hmm but that crappy kebab shop is so much cheaper… buuuut Franco Manca is probably healthier so maybe I can justify it… I’ll just pack a lunch tomorrow to make up for it… let’s be honest, I probably won’t…

decisions-london-funny-indecisive — [Hexjam]

6. I should probably cook tonight…. owwwh but Deliveroo… but I’m so poor…. but I just really fancy Thai food now… I guess could make my own Thai food… but it’s just not the same…

7. I could move up north where everything is a quarter of the price… but I just love London so much… but £2 pints… but London though…

stay-go-london-decisions — [Perez Hilton]

8. I could run for the bus… but I probably won’t make it… but what if I could…. fuck it I’m running… ahh shit… no…. knew it…

decisions-funny-modern-family-london — [Giphy]

9. I want to wear my big wooly jumper under my coat… but then I’ll be sweaty on the tube… but it’s really cold outside… maybe I just won’t wear a scarf… or maybe I’ll wear the scarf but not the jumper…

10. Will I fit in this carriage? It’ll be pretty tight but I really can’t be bothered to wait 2 minutes for the next one… then again, it is only 2 minutes… but what if that one is just as full… oh I’ll just squeeze in this one….

dumbledore-london-decisions — [Tumblr | NERDGASM]

[Feature Image: Flickr/Kosala Bandara]

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