It’s Steak And Blow Job Day! This Is Where To Get Your *Suck*ulent Steaks…

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Things are looking… up… Today is one of the most highly anticipated events in every red-blooded Londoner’s calendar. It’s Steak and Blow Job Day. Where to go (down)? What to eat? It was a hard choice, but we’ve come up with a few that hit the nail on the… head.

 

The Big Easy

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The name is reason alone to celebrate today, big and easy. Plus, there’s a £10 ‘Express Lunch’ for those who like it fast, which includes a main or appetizer with a beverage. And, yes, one of the mains is a USDA Prime Sirloin Minute Steak. We checked. With multiple locations and a dark, noisy interior… you can get up to all sorts of mischief all over London.

 

L’Entrecôte

When there’s only one dish on the menu, you know it’s going to be good. Steak et frites, which comes with their famous… sauce.

 

Bar and Block

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Because everyone loves a good chunky… chip. And they’ve got a Butcher’s Block special cut of beef available every day along with the regulars. They also do a steak and eggs brekkie so you can really make the most of the special day.

 

Darkhorse

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Just look at those big tasty… tomatoes. You share this steak between two, so it’s perfect for intimate moments before, er, even more intimate moments. Oh, and consider pairing it with one of their delicious Pisco Sours — egg whites are famous for getting you in the mood…

 

Flat Iron

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We all love Flat Iron. £10 steak, free meaty popcorn on arrival and free ice cream on the way out in their Covent Garden branch. And the simple yet juicy menu will blow you away.

 

Hawksmoor

Priding themselves on serving steak from cattle that have led a stress-free, natural life fed on a natural diet of grass and hay, it’s completely delicious… and they didn’t even have to eat any pineapple.

 

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