Do You Love London? Here’s 25 Reasons To Stay The Hell Away.

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Ugh. This city. What a total dump. God maybe all our Northern friends were right? Maybe we should all move to Yorkshire and take up mountain biking. Because seriously, what a horrible place…

 

1. IT’S A MASSIVE CONCRETE JUNGLE.

 

2. SERIOUSLY THERE’S NO GREEN SPACES.

 

3. JUST BUILDINGS.
[Junnie1219]
4. NO NATURE.
[Adrian Moysey]
5. AND THE BUILDINGS THEMSELVES? DISGRACEFUL.
[TimeOut]
6. I MEAN THEY’RE SO UGLY.

 

7. LOOK AT THEM.

 

8. JUST.

 

9. SO.

 

10. HIDEOUS.

 

11. AND WE NEVER HAVE ANY FUN.

 

12. WE’RE SO BORING.
[Jenn Five]
13. AND SO IS OUR ROYAL FAMILY.

 

14. WHO NEVER SMILE.
[Telegraph]
15. AND THE CULTURE IS CRAP.

 

16. JUST A BUNCH OF RUBBISH PORTRAITS.

 

17. ZERO TALENT INVOLVED.

 

 

18. NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT.

 

19. AND THE FOOD IS TERRIBLE.

 

20. SO SAMEY.

 

21. NEVER ANYTHING NEW.

 

22. NOWHERE TO GO.

 

23. THERE’S NOTHING FOR YOU HERE.

 

24. BEST JUST TO LEAVE US TO IT.

 

25. I MEAN WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU WANT TO COME HERE?

 

 

Full disclosure: we really do hate M&M World.

 

Lucie Turner

Lucie Turner

Lucie hasn't even finished uni yet so she's putting us all to shame. Don't ask her a "Question": she'll start singing 'Independent Women' back at you - and she won't stop.

2 comments

  1. This is great. Really tired of people moaning about London.

    It does have its issues (house prices etc.) but it’s a living, breathing city for everyone.

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